Your pussy has changed

thecleverhelper:

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deestarvivo:

HAHAHAAHHA
fuck I love these!
My ribs hurt from laughing!

Dead, I am dead.

paceyjwitter:

#thank god you eventually brought sexy back because it was clearly gone here

fancyfranzy:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

lool

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goatswithmilk:

assmilkk:

me all the time.

those moves tho

In order to get your driver’s license, you should be required to complete Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off once.

More laughs here

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vocaroo:

omg it’s back

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1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

This is fucking amazing.. and freaky. Please do this, you wont regret it. So sick ♥